Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

Supposedly there are two of them in the works...or perhaps just in the dreams of some people... This is such a sad and disturbing story- why we would need even one movie is beyond me...

 

[Echoes]

As expected, the Judge wimped out again. I'd have locked her up for 10 days for contempt of court for leaving the country in the first place.

And if Momma spoke up, she'd be in a cell also.

 

[Boomer]

^ Oh, come on- the judge will never get invited to Elton John's Oscar Party if she starts doing things like that to a Hollywood insider!!

 

[Lonewalker]

Which college did her brother graduated from?

 

[farou7a]

Dressed like a rest stop prostitute turned middle-aged office temp who is always asking you for cigarettes and never washes her hands after she pisses, Lindsay Lohan graciously showed up to court in Beverly Hills today to get reamed by Judge Marsha Revel. Don't worry, Judge Marsha duct-taped a dental dam over her mouth before she gave it to LiLo.

i love dlisted.

*does that 'aaaaaaaaah' after laughing hard and long*

 

[Boomer]

Which college did her brother graduated from?

Ithaca College in Upstate New York...I wonder what he studied? Maybe public relations- would be helpful to various family members...

 

[Valentine27]

I wanna know something 'cause i'm not sure, in the video where's she's clearing up the rumors , she said she doesn't use drugs and the thing is that in a picture from her trip in Cannes, she's with straws and we can see some coke... ?

 

[farou7a]

^ they said there was no hardcore 'proof' on what that actually was..

 

[drappedup]

.......why was a bigger deal not made about her missing a class because her uncle died and yet she didn't bother attending the funeral? I mean, huh?

 

[Valentine27]

^ they said there was no hardcore 'proof' on what that actually was..

Well, hum, it's kinda clear on the pic...

 

[farou7a]

^ its LiLo.. she gets off everything harsh but well-deserved

B*tch!

 

[Valentine27]

I feel sorry for her, she looks so aged... completely out and exhausted of all these bullsh*!

 

[shoesexy]

...she was told that random d**g tests will be administered on a weekly basis in L.A. -- jeopardizing her participation in the upcoming film "Inferno" in Texas.
"She is going to have to delay that for now," said Judge Marsha N. Revel. "The d**g testing is going to be here."

LATimes.com

The State of Texas breathes a sigh of relief and releases the hold on the private jail cell they had waiting for Lohan.

 

[Boomer]

.......why was a bigger deal not made about her missing a class because her uncle died and yet she didn't bother attending the funeral? I mean, huh?

Plus, it was raining out!! How could she have ever gone to a court ordered class!!! Jeeze, these judges...

 

[JCFS]

so is she going to jail or what?

 

[Nemova]

Five bucks LiLo ODs tonight - after all, she will be partying like there's no tomorrow before wearing that SCRAM anklet/bracelet.

 

[Valentine27]

so is she going to jail or what?

No no she's not.
She just has to apply some conditions like wearing a scram bracelet 24h/24, attending DUI classes at least once in a week etc..

 

[AMACINOM]

Five bucks LiLo ODs tonight - after all, she will be partying like there's no tomorrow before wearing that SCRAM anklet/bracelet.

that's not funny.

 

[Nemova]

^I never said it was.

 

[Boomer]

So she has to stay away from- everything for like seven weeks and attend classes without fail?? Oh boy- I don't know...sounds like an awfully big combination of things for her to change by herself overnight....A couple of months of treatment might be in order here...