I guess the Lohan Haters were expecting an actual movie, with real financing, a cast and all of that stupid stuff..Jeeze- didn't they see the posters of Lindsay in a slip sitting in a motel room!!? What else do they want?? 
Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)
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From ABCnews.com... 
Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer. But don't worry about her career being ruined, she has bigger plans for when she gets out of the big house. Supposedly, she wants to open up her very own rehab facility for struggling starlets like herself.
Proud mama Dina talked about her daughter's aspirations to become a rehab mogul. "Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don't fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She's really growing up." Moving. Very moving.
Below, some special perks we hope to see at The Lohan House, or whatever she decides to call it.
-The Lohan House facilities must always be attached to a private beach or lake to make it feel more like being on vacation. And Dina will always be there... tagging along.
-All patients are given 10 complimentary pairs of 6126 leggings and SCRAM ankle bracelets once they are admitted.
-Therapy sessions are conducted over Twitter and meeting times are extremely flexible. -Lindsay Lohan movies like "Labor Pains," "Georgia Rule," and "Mean Girls" play around the clock in common areas.
-Orderlies push around carts filled with important toiletries like bleach, eyeliner, spray tanner, and FU nail art.
-Everyone gets released on Friday night for club hopping.
-Patients receive hypnosis to help them overcome their "real" problems—like claustrophobia and exhaustion.
-A ghost writer is on staff to help famous d**ggies pen memoirs upon release. Also, each patient gets their own personal trainer and Botox so they look hot when they leave.
Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer. But don't worry about her career being ruined, she has bigger plans for when she gets out of the big house. Supposedly, she wants to open up her very own rehab facility for struggling starlets like herself.
Proud mama Dina talked about her daughter's aspirations to become a rehab mogul. "Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don't fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She's really growing up." Moving. Very moving.
Below, some special perks we hope to see at The Lohan House, or whatever she decides to call it.
-The Lohan House facilities must always be attached to a private beach or lake to make it feel more like being on vacation. And Dina will always be there... tagging along.
-All patients are given 10 complimentary pairs of 6126 leggings and SCRAM ankle bracelets once they are admitted.
-Therapy sessions are conducted over Twitter and meeting times are extremely flexible. -Lindsay Lohan movies like "Labor Pains," "Georgia Rule," and "Mean Girls" play around the clock in common areas.
-Orderlies push around carts filled with important toiletries like bleach, eyeliner, spray tanner, and FU nail art.
-Everyone gets released on Friday night for club hopping.
-Patients receive hypnosis to help them overcome their "real" problems—like claustrophobia and exhaustion.
-A ghost writer is on staff to help famous d**ggies pen memoirs upon release. Also, each patient gets their own personal trainer and Botox so they look hot when they leave.
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thats just how i imagined it would be.
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The clips are f-ing disgusting. I can't believe anyone would actually think they're funny.
Lindsay Lohan Will Go To The Chokey, So Says Robert Shapiro
When Lindsay Lohan checked herself into Robert Shapiro's House of Sober Living, my as* figured it was just her way of trying to get out of sitting in a jail room. But her lawyer Robert Shapiro says this isn't so and tells UsWeekly that LiLo will start serving her 90-day jail sentence on Tuesday morning. Robert said:
"I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all of the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel. Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with (FYI: Robert's son died of a drug overdose in 2005). Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery and sobriety."
What were you saying, Robert? I was too wrapped up in the image of me lounging on one of your brows in front of a roaring fireplace with a glass of Andre in one hand and a chocolate covered strawberry in the other. I don't mind the rug burns.
But seriously, Robert is actually telling us that LiLo has a serious craving for the bad shi* and needs to get that mess worked out. Can somebody please put a mic under White Oprah's mouth and then hit her with it? After you do that, ask her what she thinks of Robert's statement about her sober child needing help. "OH! He didn't mind THAT kind of disease. He meant that he sometimes suffers from the delusions like all of us!....Oh and Fuc* Fudgie the Whale!" - White Oprah
Here's Robert and Enablerham Lincoln visiting LiLo yesterday afternoon.
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When Lindsay Lohan checked herself into Robert Shapiro's House of Sober Living, my as* figured it was just her way of trying to get out of sitting in a jail room. But her lawyer Robert Shapiro says this isn't so and tells UsWeekly that LiLo will start serving her 90-day jail sentence on Tuesday morning. Robert said:
"I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all of the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel. Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with (FYI: Robert's son died of a drug overdose in 2005). Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery and sobriety."
What were you saying, Robert? I was too wrapped up in the image of me lounging on one of your brows in front of a roaring fireplace with a glass of Andre in one hand and a chocolate covered strawberry in the other. I don't mind the rug burns.
But seriously, Robert is actually telling us that LiLo has a serious craving for the bad shi* and needs to get that mess worked out. Can somebody please put a mic under White Oprah's mouth and then hit her with it? After you do that, ask her what she thinks of Robert's statement about her sober child needing help. "OH! He didn't mind THAT kind of disease. He meant that he sometimes suffers from the delusions like all of us!....Oh and Fuc* Fudgie the Whale!" - White Oprah
Here's Robert and Enablerham Lincoln visiting LiLo yesterday afternoon.
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^ Dina still looks like the girl I would most like to bring home from the bar on Saturday night...
This is interesting- being there seems to be no basis for an appeal, next best thing is to have her sentence reduced to like, I don't know, maybe one day...
Lindsey Lohan's New Lawyer Robert Shapiro, What Can He Do?
Former O.J. Simpson attorney, Robert Shapiro, confirmed that he was hired by Lindsey Lohan to represent her in her probation violation. A Substitution of Attorney document filed in court on Friday confirms this as well.
Lohan's former attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, resigned after Lohan's sentencing, allegedly because Lohan was determined to appeal. Lohan has been reportedly having temper tantrums vowing that she will not go to jail.
What makes this interesting is that suddenly Lohan has secured the services of Robert Shapiro, who agreed to represent her on the condition that she complies with the, "requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel."
Robert Shapiro got his break when he represented Johnny Carson in a DUI way back in the day. Since then, Shapiro has been known as a plea bargainer. He is not a litigator, or it never gets to that point anyway in many of his cases. In that vain, it is no surprise that Mr. Shapiro has no plans to appeal the judgment.
However, if I am a betting woman, I would bet that he is garnering likability for Lohan by vowing that she serves jail time. However, he will work like heck to get her jail time reduced. Mr. Shapiro is very well connected with prosecutors and judges. As such, part of his value is his ability to pull strings within the system.
Last time Ms. Lohan was sentenced, she served just a few minutes in jail due to jail overcrowding. However, I think that Mr. Shapiro will attempt to have her spend a few days there before sending her off to an extended rehab in accordance with the sentencing for her to stay in an in-treatment rehab facility. Probably not coincidental is that Lohan is currently staying in a rehab facility founded by Shapiro, which he founded after his son's d**g overdose death in 2005.
Ms. Lohan has lost public support and created more legal problems for herself by failing to show remorse when she painted expletives on her fingernails to flash during the court sentencing.
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This is interesting- being there seems to be no basis for an appeal, next best thing is to have her sentence reduced to like, I don't know, maybe one day...
Lindsey Lohan's New Lawyer Robert Shapiro, What Can He Do?
Former O.J. Simpson attorney, Robert Shapiro, confirmed that he was hired by Lindsey Lohan to represent her in her probation violation. A Substitution of Attorney document filed in court on Friday confirms this as well.
Lohan's former attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, resigned after Lohan's sentencing, allegedly because Lohan was determined to appeal. Lohan has been reportedly having temper tantrums vowing that she will not go to jail.
What makes this interesting is that suddenly Lohan has secured the services of Robert Shapiro, who agreed to represent her on the condition that she complies with the, "requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel."
Robert Shapiro got his break when he represented Johnny Carson in a DUI way back in the day. Since then, Shapiro has been known as a plea bargainer. He is not a litigator, or it never gets to that point anyway in many of his cases. In that vain, it is no surprise that Mr. Shapiro has no plans to appeal the judgment.
However, if I am a betting woman, I would bet that he is garnering likability for Lohan by vowing that she serves jail time. However, he will work like heck to get her jail time reduced. Mr. Shapiro is very well connected with prosecutors and judges. As such, part of his value is his ability to pull strings within the system.
Last time Ms. Lohan was sentenced, she served just a few minutes in jail due to jail overcrowding. However, I think that Mr. Shapiro will attempt to have her spend a few days there before sending her off to an extended rehab in accordance with the sentencing for her to stay in an in-treatment rehab facility. Probably not coincidental is that Lohan is currently staying in a rehab facility founded by Shapiro, which he founded after his son's d**g overdose death in 2005.
Ms. Lohan has lost public support and created more legal problems for herself by failing to show remorse when she painted expletives on her fingernails to flash during the court sentencing.
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^ A day or two...that sounds fair if a little harsh. Why don't they just ban her from eating ice cream cakes for 1 week and put an ice cream SCRAM on her? The punishment should fit the crime; an eye for an eye, a fudgiecake for a fudgiecake. It's not like drunk driving is a problem, and the Need for Speed/Fast and Furious games and movies are pretty popular - I mean, who wouldn't want to see a hot blonde racing a sportscar down the PCH?
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^ That's right- and I've had some awesome road races late at night on PCA- up north of Santa Barbara is the best- Lindsay should not be denied this basic American Right (it's right in the Constitution, if I'm not mistaken...) Anyway- How about just forcing her to eat a couple of bites of a Fudgie Cake right out in front of the media while her mother is forced to watch!!? Huh?? Talk about humiliation- that would be punishment enough I would think...
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Dina's probably psyched that Lindsay will finally get out of her spotlight.
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you didnt know that next to the pope, the lohans are the most sacred people on earth ?
do you live under a rock !?
the lohans are a parody of themselves.
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Well, honestly, a parody of Ali (who's 16) dying of an overdose just doesn't make me roar with laughter. And I think it's not in the best taste to make fun of somebody who's obviously in a very sorry state. I don't feel comfortable making fun of a girl who's mentally unstable and battling numerous illnesses (even though they're most probably self-inflicted).
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I would feel more distaste for it if I believed, for one second, that the Lohan's themselves wouldn't okay the parody instantly were they to be paid for it.
This is beginning to look more & more like Robert Shapiro partnering with LiLoser to create multiple treatment centers that will later be bundled up and sold to investors.
Shapiro has been trying to become relevent in the recovery community for years.
Why not use the publicity of a complete & total trainwreck to revive that business???
What we do know is RS isn't doing anything without some payback.
Shapiro has been trying to become relevent in the recovery community for years.
Why not use the publicity of a complete & total trainwreck to revive that business???
What we do know is RS isn't doing anything without some payback.
^ Yeah..."Hi Judge? It's Bob!! How's it goin'??? Fine- I'm great...listen- we all missed you at Brad and Angelina's last week!!! Promise you'll make it to my getaway weekend on Santa Catalina next month!! Clooney will be there- he was asking for you!! Listen- this Lohan kid, we gotta get something goin' for this little tramp- how 'bout we say 16 hours and then the old "overcrowding, non-violent" blah blah blah...Deal!!? I'll make sure she pays a heavy price in rehab- maybe no movie night for a week and a roommate whether she throws a fit or not!! Great- I'll put the word out to her mother- we're having cocktails at Chateau later and she may be at my place for a couple of days- if you get my drift...HaHaHa!!! Keep in touch- see you soon!!"
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I don't buy her building rehab centers. Remember Paris Hilton swore the same crap when she got out of the slammer to do work for women in prison and build all these fabulous half-way houses etc and not a damn f-in thing came of it. Once she was out she headed for a beach somewhere exotic in a desinger bikini and forgot all about it.
I imagine Lohan's transformation will be even more shallow.
I imagine Lohan's transformation will be even more shallow.
Meanwhile, back in the world of healthy, sober people... 
Tuesday's a big day for Lindsay Lohan.
As "Early Show" national correspondent Hattie Kauffman reports, it's when the actress is scheduled to begin her 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation in a 2007 d**g case.
But, reports celebrity website TMZ, Lohan is in "obsessive denial" about going to jail.
Shapiro, the famous former OJ Simpson attorney, says he only agreed to take on Lohan's case if she agreed to report to jail and comply with the terms of her probation. In a statement, he says, "Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with. Hopefully, I can be of some assistance."
Analysts say his involvement may reduce her sentence. "I think," says former federal prosecutor Laurie Levenson," Shapiro will say to the judge, 'Look judge: You know how dedicated I am to rehab. Let's see if we can get her through rehab. That's gonna fix her and help the community more than just throwing her in jail." "
TMZ says, "Sources in the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan say he has not convinced her that she must surrender to a jail sentence. People who are interacting with Lindsay tell TMZ she has been in obsessive denial over her surrender Tuesday, when she must begin serving" that sentence.
"Lindsay is convinced," TMZ adds, "there is still a way she can avoid jail, even though Shapiro made it clear he would only rep her if she went to the pokey."
Kauffman says Lohan would be moving from her rehab facility to the confines of an 8-by-10-foot jail cell, where she'll spend 22 hours of her day alone.
Rehab experts tell CBS News jail CAN be the shock an addict's system needs to jolt them into recovery.
Says addiction psychiatrist Dr. Reef Karim, "A typical addict has a system of how they function in a pathological way. And jail can interrupt that process." No matter how much help Lohan gets, from Shapiro, Kauffman points out, experts agree the person most responsible for getting Lohan to clean up her act is Lindsay herself.
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Tuesday's a big day for Lindsay Lohan.
As "Early Show" national correspondent Hattie Kauffman reports, it's when the actress is scheduled to begin her 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation in a 2007 d**g case.
But, reports celebrity website TMZ, Lohan is in "obsessive denial" about going to jail.
Shapiro, the famous former OJ Simpson attorney, says he only agreed to take on Lohan's case if she agreed to report to jail and comply with the terms of her probation. In a statement, he says, "Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with. Hopefully, I can be of some assistance."
Analysts say his involvement may reduce her sentence. "I think," says former federal prosecutor Laurie Levenson," Shapiro will say to the judge, 'Look judge: You know how dedicated I am to rehab. Let's see if we can get her through rehab. That's gonna fix her and help the community more than just throwing her in jail." "
TMZ says, "Sources in the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan say he has not convinced her that she must surrender to a jail sentence. People who are interacting with Lindsay tell TMZ she has been in obsessive denial over her surrender Tuesday, when she must begin serving" that sentence.
"Lindsay is convinced," TMZ adds, "there is still a way she can avoid jail, even though Shapiro made it clear he would only rep her if she went to the pokey."
Kauffman says Lohan would be moving from her rehab facility to the confines of an 8-by-10-foot jail cell, where she'll spend 22 hours of her day alone.
Rehab experts tell CBS News jail CAN be the shock an addict's system needs to jolt them into recovery.
Says addiction psychiatrist Dr. Reef Karim, "A typical addict has a system of how they function in a pathological way. And jail can interrupt that process." No matter how much help Lohan gets, from Shapiro, Kauffman points out, experts agree the person most responsible for getting Lohan to clean up her act is Lindsay herself.
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