This HW couple is very well known in all of the tabloids. Not only have they managed to outlast most HW couples, they have kept up a huge veil of curiousness. Last night was no different. They arrived at the red carpet with all of their other peers and from the moment they stepped out of the limo, they kept up their A game. Smiling at the right time, talking to the right people, basically playing the game. But when people weren't looking is when things got interesting. The wife was seen scolding the husband constantly for not standing on her bad side and for appearing in too many pictures with her. She actually convinced him to disappear for about 30 minutes to let her soak up the spotlight. So where did he going during his time off? Seems he crawled out on a limb and looked for their assistant who had been ordered to accompany them and make sure the wife looked stunning at all times. As he and the assistant flirted very heavily back and forth, it became clear what kind of hand the assistant offered. During the broadcast, the couple sat next to each other and kept smiling. But after the broadcast is when this story picks up. While the wife was at after parties networking with the smart people, trying to drum up some decent roles, the husband and the assistant kept disappearing into a private bathroom. I normally would have thought that they were in there just partying, but when they came out with messed up hair and one of them actually left their zipper down, it was pretty clear what kind of dance they were doing in there. And the sad part is when someone asked the wife where her other half was, she laughed and said he was probably in the bathroom getting felt up by his boyfriend. It came off as a joke, but little does everyone know, she was dead serious.