Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[FrenchCactus]

@KanyeWest it's linds aka Lil' Ginge! Will you help produce my rap debut album, It's Dark & Lynwood Is Hot?

Thanks for the shout out on @theviewtv today @BarackObama, but can't you give a b*tch a presidential pardon??

I fear for my safety within these walls, when "Scissor that Ginger" rings through the halls.. #lynwoodlimericks

twitter.com/LindsayInJail

 

[SusanSuperstar]

^omg. I can´t believe so mamy people follow this nonsense.

 

[FrenchCactus]

It makes more sense than her usual tweets. And TBH they crack me up.

 

[Echoes]

“She’s treated like a common criminal.”

That's because she is a common criminal.

 

[colourmefashion]

she doesnt have a pillow to sleep on ?
are we supposed to believe this ?
or is Dina trying to get symptahy for Lindsay ?

 

[indepwe]

I don't want Michael Lohan Sr. anywhere near me, no matter where I am. I am in a great place and he only brings negativity in my world.
3:48 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

- @lindsaylohan

Since when was she is a great place? The date she posted that she was soon to go into jail..?

 

[shoesexy]

she doesnt have a pillow to sleep on ?
are we supposed to believe this ?
or is Dina trying to get symptahy for Lindsay ?

Hehe, no pillows in jail.

Don't do the crime if you can't ...

 

[colourmefashion]

they dont give anyone pillows at all ?
i thought they did..

 

[FrenchCactus]

They don't give pillows, but they do give pills.

 

[myown]

i know a lot of people that dont sleep with pillows. Mostly I sleep next to mine

maybe they dont give pillows because you could use it to strangle someone?

 

[colourmefashion]

theyre in the cells by themselves arent they ?
or is that just lindsay ?

 

[tanii94]

I'm pretty certain she has an 'effing pillow.

“I talk to her through glass. There’s a phone and we put her on speaker but I can’t even hug my daughter.
“She’s treated like a common criminal.”

No Dina, she's being treated like a inmate in jail. Which she is.

“But I’m so proud of Lindsay, she’s been so strong and positive, even under what I consider to be a extremely harsh punishment.”

Oh for god's sake. You get caught with drugs and drink driving, miss court hearings, drink alcohol when your not meant to and tell the judge to f*ck off using your fingernails your gonna get a harsh punishment.

 

[colourmefashion]

2 weeks is hardly harsh punishment Delusional Dina.
cause we all know she wasnt going ot get the full 90 days.
im surprised she got 2 weeks.

she is out in two weeks for sure isnt she ?

 

[Samara]

two weeks. pah. that´s nothing. what if I'm going to do all the things she has done to get her 90 days... If I were living in california I would do all those things and if I wouldn't get just two weeks in jail I would sue the law system over there. thats just bad. a 'normal person' must feel like s***.

and because of 'overcrowding just two weeks'.. why don't they send her somewhere else. I'm sure there are other prisons in california. I'm not familiar with those law systems there, but in my mind, that's so wrong.

 

[sethii]

This is the 5th rehab she will enter after leaving jail
http://www.morningsiderecovery.com/about_us/faqs

As part of her rehab she may be required to go to Disneyland LOOOOOL

• Activities vary from week to week and are planned approximately one month in advance. Activities in the past have included: Go-Cart Racing, Disneyland, Movies, Softball, and Deep Sea Fishing.
• All clients are required to go on activities

 

[colourmefashion]

and Disneyland helps how ?
does Mickey give out the detoxing meds or something ?

thats more like a summer camp then a rehab.
i bet this one is going to be real successful.

 

[shoesexy]

theyre in the cells by themselves arent they ?
or is that just lindsay ?

That's just Lindsay.

There will be double or triple bunk dorms with many inmates in each dorm.

 

[isa.b.elle.]

Lindsay Lohan, Who Could Be Released Sunday, Reportedly Has Stylists on CallLindsay Lohan reportedly has her team of stylists at the ready in preparation for a possible Sunday release from jail.

Several of Lohan’s favorite stylists and hair and makeup people have been put on call from midnight today through the entire weekend, according to Popeater’s Rob Shuter.

That would suggest that Lohan is expecting to depart from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., by this weekend after two weeks into her 90-day sentence.

Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department, told the Los Angeles Times this week that Lohan’s earliest release date would likely be Sunday. And the release would most likely happen at midnight to minimize the expected media circus.

The 30-second walk from the detention center exit to an awaiting car is likely to be beamed around the world. And chances are Lohan will want to look her best.

She doesn’t need to do much, her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, said.

“She looks gorgeous,” Holley told reporters Wednesday after visiting the jailed starlet. “She’s writing a lot. She’s creating art.

“She’s a beautiful, talented, creative woman, and she’s going to come out and surprise you all.”

Lucky for Lohan she got to keep her hair extensions, unlike other inmates who are required to remove them once they enter jail.

Detention center authorities told the Los Angeles Times that the extensions were sewn near her scalp, making it difficult for staff to remove them.

Lohan is already preparing for what’s next after leaving jail. Holley said she was upset about the prospect of having to go straight to rehab.

“Right now, the issue is how much time she’ll have when she’s released before she has to do the second part of her sentence, which is rehab,” Holley told reporters. “She’d obviously like to spend some time with her family. … She wants me to emphasize that to judge Revel.”

While Lohan’s time in jail has not been a cakewalk — there were reports that she had a hysterical breakdown and was driving fellow inmates crazy with special requests — Holley has insisted that her client is playing the part of the perfect prisoner.

“She is doing fine,” attorney Holley told UsMagazine.com last Sunday. “She has made some friends.

“We are not asking for special treatment from the court or the sheriff, nor is she receiving special treatment,” Holley added.

While she will reportedly tell all about her time in jail in a major TV sitdown after her release, Lohan’s mindset can be gleaned from a photo of her upper left arm taken the day she was carted from a Beverly Hills court to jail: What appears to be a bruise is actually the base for a tattoo of a little girl with her eyes closed.

source: ABC NEWS
the girl has completely lost her mind..

 

[farou7a]

“She’s a beautiful, talented, creative woman, and she’s going to come out and surprise you all.”

more p*rn-like pictures? no thanks.. we've seen it all before.

 

[GeniedeMelbourne]

This is the 5th rehab she will enter after leaving jail
http://www.morningsiderecovery.com/about_us/faqs

As part of her rehab she may be required to go to Disneyland LOOOOOL

"Morningside Recovery - Taking the Mickey out of Rehab"