Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^ I thought so too... Why would this come out now? Wouldn't the mother at least have been looking for child support or something all these years?

 

[Alvedansen]

i think the mouth and nose are identical to Ali's (it's not like Ali is particularly goodlooking)
and yeah, why come out with this story now when they're all broke anyways?

 

[Boomer]

Jennifer, I have just two words for you- Blood Test!!

She’s always had trouble in the romance department and now it looks like Jennifer Aniston is dating an ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.
The “Rumor Has It” actress was spotted out and about with Hard Rock Café heir Harry Morton last night, and Mr. Morton has a romantic past with troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan.
According to Radar, Jen and Harry had dinner, drinks, and dessert at the Sunset Tower Hotel and things went well overall.
An eyewitness told Radar that Ms. Aniston looked “a little nervous, putting her hair up in a loose bun and laughing at everything he said.”
The source added, "When her date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.”

Celebrity-gossip.net

 

[Boomer]

Well...we all knew it was getting too quite on Planet Lohan, right??

Barely a week after being released from a court-ordered rehab stint, Lindsay Lohan reportedly "clipped" a stroller containing a small child (who was unhurt) while making a right turn in West Hollywood on Wednesday, according to Radar. A couple of eyewitnesses identified Lohan as the driver, and a video shows what Radar says is her Maserati driving away from the scene of the incident. Lohan herself told Radar, "I don't know what you're talking about," when they called her up. Fingers crossed it was just her identical twin!

 

[Katie123]

if you look at the video you can't even tell if it was her or not, it shows the child crying on the stroller crossing the road, and a black car in the background driving off...

 

[shoesexy]

Doesn't that kid in the stroller know Lindsay was on an important trip ... get out of her way, kid .... geez!

 

[Boomer]

The kid is no doubt a Lohan Hater...

 

[Echoes]

September 3rd, 2010
10:20 AM ET

Jerry Lewis: I'd smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth

She survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but can Lindsay Lohan handle Jerry Lewis?

The 84-year-old comic legend says he has no sympathy for the troubled starlet, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths.

"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," Lewis said in a tirade taped by Inside Edition. "I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!"

Getting even more fired up, the "Nutty Professor" star continued, "I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her!"

But "The Machete" actress isn't the only one Lewis has had enough of. He thinks it's time a certain "Simple Life" star smartened up.

"[It's] the same thing with Paris Hilton," he said. "Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying, 'I'm f-ed up, can you help me?'"
Post by: Mark Marino -- Special to CNN
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan • celebrities

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/03/jerry-lewis-id-smack-lindsay-lohan-in-the-mouth/?hpt=T2




I think I may have a new found respect for Jerry

 

[Boomer]

Huh- just because he was the biggest entertainer in the world for many years and is a living legend he thinks he knows things...Lohan Hater!! I hope Michael (Father of the Year) doesn't run into him- he'll lay him out!!

 

[colourmefashion]

im trying to figure out why I even bother paying attention to Lohan news now.

shes very obviously NEVER going to change, and shes going to obviously get away with EVERYTHING that she does again..

so why do people even bother arresting her, or putting her in rehab.
its a waste of peoples time and money to try and help this lost cause.

 

[Echoes]

A new low even for HowLoLoCanYouGoHan?

But that's nothing compared to Lohan's other completed project, an appearance in Underground Comedy 2010 — a film proudly promoted as "the single most offensive movie you'll ever see" — written, directed, financed by and starring Vince "The ShamWow Guy" Shlomi.

Shlomi, who goes by Vince Offer in the movie, is better known to late-night television viewers as the infomercial pitchman behind the super-absorbent ShamWow and the Slap Chop kitchen gadget. He has been trying to break into the movie business for a while on the strength of Underground Comedy — a collection of tasteless sketches he's been working on since 1996 that was released briefly to horrified mainstream reviews in 1999 (The New York Times referred to the film as "wretched").

Lohan's segment of the film — in which she acts out a celebrity revenge fantasy, shooting up a gaggle of paparazzi while dressed like Marilyn Monroe — is tame compared to the movie's other sketches,

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2015795,00.html?hpt=T2#ixzz0yegaQaKm

 

[Boomer]

^ So this film will open at Radio City Music Hall, or not? They don't say...

 

[Echoes]

Well, if it does, Mommy can give it a few high kicks, no?

 

[Boomer]

^ That's right! (Actually, her mother still looks pretty good, all things considered...) I read the other day somewhere that Dina was an understudy for the Rockettes, whatever that is supposed to mean...last time I was there they had about 80 girls on the stage- hard to believe they need extras too! Maybe it's just another Lohan spin since Radio City denied she ever had anything to do with them...

 

[sethii]

^ No no no! It's a big misunderstanding! Dina was the one who taught all the Rockettes, that's why she isn't listed as a dancer. There were times when they begged her to go on stage but she was already booked for editorials, acting gigs, and ballet performances. Don't bother trying to fact check any of that - Carvel use evil Fudgie Hackers to distort the truth and post malicious stories online.

 

[Boomer]

^ I hadn't considered that....she was probably too busy doing her network soap operas, raising a family and starring on Broadway at the same time...

 

[misspistol]

Wow, that comment from Jerry Lewis is disgusting.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay's parts in Machete

 

[Echoes]

I think I've seen enough of LiLo's parts without watching that flick.

 

[Boomer]

^ Note to Hollywood: The gun she has is either a Smith and Wesson Model 27 or a Colt Python...at close range like that, it would not create a couple of clean holes- it would splatter the guys chest all over the neighborhood...
Otherwise, I think this is a fine comeback performance, it has Best Supporting (or in Lindsay's case- lack of support) Actress written all over it!! (Also- love the greasy, bleached out extensions- they nearly cover the saggy boobs nicely...)