Overall, I really liked the show this year, but some things were just awful. This post may seem like I'm complaining about everything, but really I'm just expressing my opinion on EVERYTHING.
And I'm sorry it's so long!
Models
Favourite Angels
Adriana Lima: I loved her Super Angels opening and her energy throughout the show.
Doutzen Kroes: I loved her I Put a Spell on You opening.
Alessandra Ambrosio: Amazing presence on the runway.
Behati Prinsloo: So much energy and so much fun to watch. Have no clue why she was only walking for PINK a couple of years ago. Why didn’t she close PINK?!
Favourite Non-Angels
Shanina Shaik,
Anais Mali,
Sui He,
Liu Wen,
Joan Smalls
Lais Ribieiro: Make her an Angel ASAP. One downer is her walk is quite slow.
Karmen Pedaru: Never knew how gorgeous she was until she smiled.
Izabel Goulart: I loved how she thumped that umbrella on the runway.
Ieva Laguna: Love the little dance she did in Club PINK.
Inbetween
Chanel Iman: I'm hot and cold with Chanel. She has great charisma, but sometimes I perceive her as a little fake.
Lily Aldridge: If I disregard her walk, I think she’s very relatable to and she has a lot of energy, especially in Club PINK. She’s a great spokesmodel too.
^ I don't want to see either Chanel or Lily leave soon. They should definitely stay.
Least Favourite Models
Miranda Kerr: I like Miranda, but she failed to make an impact.
Karlie Kloss: Close your legs and stop wiggling like a weirdo.
Anja Rubik: Anja can come back when she seeks help for something we can’t talk about.
Segments
Ballet
Dancers: Move those ballerinas out off the runway part of the stage! If I was seated and those ballerinas were standing in front of my view of Candice, I’d be so pissed.
Music: I love that the rock n roll music contrasted with the soft outfits.
Favourite outfits: Lais Ribeiro, Toni Garrn, Bregje Heinen.
Worst outfits: Miranda’s outfit would’ve looked much better without the red fabric swaddling it.
Super Angels
Music: I don’t like Kanye, but I think he interacted well with the models. He was so much better than Akon last year who just got in the way.
Favourite outfits: Adriana, Shannan Click, Izabel Goulart.
Worst outfits: Karlie Kloss.
Passion Play
Music: The music should’ve been more Spanish/Flamenco-inspired. Using Rihanna’s California King Bed was just so damn pointless.
Favourite outfits: Alessandra, Candice, Bregje Heinen, Flavia de Oliveira (minus the train) – these outfits looked so expensive!
Worst outfits: Doutzen (the ugly fabric and metal thing), Adriana (looked too much like her outfit in Tough Love of 2010)
Angels Aquatic
Music: Another music failure. Moves Like Jagger did not suit this segment whatsoever. Did they just choose Maroon 5 cos Anne V would be walking. Enough with the mushy mushy saccharine rubbish. This is a fashion show, not a soap opera.
Favourite outfits: Erin, Joan Smalls, Maryna Linchuk.
Worst outfits: Most of them were pretty spectacular.
I Put a Spell on You
Lighting: AMAZING lighting! Especially the dark lighting during the start for Doutzen/Ale's walks. I love how they blackened out the audience and the smokey stuff coming from where the models walk out.
Music: One Republic was alright. Something more mysterious and sultry would’ve been better
Favourite outfits: Candice, Adriana, Shanina Shaik, Karmen Pedaru, Lily Donaldson.
Worst outfits: Anja Rubik and Miranda (I don’t think the dark green with purple looked good), Cameron Russell, Izabel Goulart (ugly moving umbrellas).
Club PINK
Dancers: Move out of the audience’s way!
Music: Good, but Minaj needs to move out of the way. I hated her taking the attention off of Erin.
Outfits: Ieva Laguna, Behati, Lindsay Ellingson, Elsa Hosk, Lily A, and Chanel’s light-up boobs.
Worst outfits: Erin and CBN (get those jackets off), Jessica Clarke, Jac Jab, Karlie Kloss.
Jay-Z / Kanye performance
Lighting: Loved the lighting.
Music: LOVE Jay-Z...HATE Kanye. But they seemed like they had a good time together.
Other stuff
The editing and camera shots were so choppy choppy and they went overboard with the slow mo. If they’re going to use it, use it on footage of the girls when they are strutting, not posing.
All I'm going to say is: Thank you Lord for the wind machine!
I loved the segment where they showed the baby photos – especially Behati and Erin’s speaking roles.
I really loved the opening credits. They reminded me of the slow and sensual credits of 2005.
Loving Emanuela de Paula’s backstage dancing. LMAO!
Hair and makeup
I would’ve preferred the hair to be either poker straight a la 2001 or extremely va va voom a la 2005/2006. It fell flat on some girls.
Disappointments
The segment where the Angels were talking about other Angels was so boring. I truly don’t care if Erin is a nerd or if Adriana is a good boxer. I’d like to see a more about their careers with VS or maybe some backstage footage of commercials or other events the Angels have done this year.
I definitely noticed the absence of Karolina, Isabeli and Selita.
Why the hell did Flavia only get one outfit?!
The Fantasy Bra and its clam shell was too literal
Adriana’s Passion Play outfit looked too much like her Tough Love outfit in 2010. I don't think I would've noticed it so much if someone else wore it.
There was so much emphasis and attention on Miranda’s post-baby body, but pretty much nothing about Doutzen’s.
Maroon 5: BORING. And enough with VS trying to shove Adam/Anne down our throats.
Jessica Clarke: C’mon girl, you’re the first girl to represent NZ! She didn’t make an impact. Like someone else has said, she was a waste of space imo.
Anja Rubik: I didn’t like her for something we cannot speak of here. And also, her flailing arms in Super Angels was disastrous and her weird waving during Ballet.
Jacquelyn Jablonski : Dead eyes.
Lily Donaldson: Great last year, not so great this year.
Toni Garrn: Pretty girl, boring personality.
Candice: She just seems so bored whenever she’s interviewed and I perceive her attitude on the runway is “let’s just get this over with”.
Julia Stegner: Did it bother anyone else that Julia looked as though she had no eyebrows in Passion Play? I was glad Julia finally did a walk without her hands on hips.
Adriana: Does Adriana say a different year every time she’s asked which was her first show?
But nonetheless, she was perfect.
Does VS always have to have a segment with blue-themed lighting every year?! 2010 – Heavenly Bodies; 2008 – Glamour Goddesses; 2007 – Blade Runner, Sureally Sexy; 2006 – Winter Wonderland. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
And besides, there actually isn't a lot of colours to choose from.
And I LOVED seeing Beyonce in the crowd. Especially during Jay-Z’s performance, dancing away with a huge baby bump!